Tomorrow (23 December) is my birthday. As is my annual tradition, I shall remind everyone that I share that birth date (though not the year - he's older) with Eddie Vedder, among others.
As is also my tradition, I shall reveal my age via an old (also older than I am) fortune telling/philosophical system. This year I am Ko - the Revolution hexagram in I Ching.
Alas, using this system I have no chance of any changing lines, and thus no opportunity to become any younger (or, fortunately, older).
Feel free to interpret my hexagram and any associated trigrams. I need all the help I can get.